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12 Commandments for Seniors

Custom Rental Management - Monday, July 20, 2020

#1 - Talk to Yourself.  There are times when you need expert advice.

#2 -  "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

#3 -  You don't need anger management.  You need people to stop making you mad.

#4 -  Your people skills are just fine.  It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 -  The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down.  I'll remember it.

#6 -  "On Time" is when you get there.

#7 -  Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle that sound.

#8 -  It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.

#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

#10 -  Growing old should have taken longer.

#11 -  Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

#12 -  You sill haven't learned to act your age, and you you never will.

And one more:  "One for the road" means going to the bathroom before you leave the house.