#1 - Talk to Yourself. There are times when you need expert advice.
#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop making you mad.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.
#6 - "On Time" is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle that sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You sill haven't learned to act your age, and you you never will.
And one more: "One for the road" means going to the bathroom before you leave the house.