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Covid 19 Truisms To Give you a Smile

Custom Rental Management - Thursday, April 16, 2020

I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.  He asked me what I was wearing.  

The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!  

This virus has done what no woman had been able to do . . cancel all sports, shut down all bars and keep men at home!!!

Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood.  Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See?  This is why I chew the furniture!"

Quarantine has turned us into dogs.  We roam the house all day looking for food.  We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers.  And we get really excited about car rides.